God might not be dead, but he’s sure as hell missing in action.

Forget ‘pray the gay away.’ I you’re more turned on by an AR-15 than a pair of tits, time for some serious therapy. Time for all you gun-humpers to come out of the closet. Is this really about the 2nd Amendment and self-defense – or just a pathetic fetish for guys with tiny pee-pees?

I wish all those who’ve found God, would tell the rest of us where he’s been hiding.

Guns kill far more quickly and efficiently than knives, or crossbows, or toenail clippers; and, unlike bombs, you don’t need to build one in your basement – they come ready-made! There’s a reason why guns are the overwhelming weapon of choice among mass murderers.

Before you’re allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.

Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.

Mass shootings are all part of a vast Left-wing conspiracy to undermine the 2nd Amendment and deprive your 6-year-old of his God-given right to bring a Bushmaster to class for “show and tell”... The one he got from his psychotic, meth-addicted uncle’s trailer while the latter was out getting the Confederate flag tattooed on his face. Remember, guns don’t kill: the dimwits who insist EVERYONE should have the right to own ’em do.

Tolerance is NOT acceptance. And that’s the problem with ALL religion. It teaches acceptance only for those who believe exactly as you do, and at best, tolerance for the rest of us “sinners.” Sorry. Not acceptable.

Be thankful for the little you’ve got, and a little is all you’re gonna get.

I must give myself permission not to like myself. It’s ok. Plenty of other people don’t like me either. And I have much higher standards.